Introducing...

Mikey Spitface, William Boardlord, Henry Itto, Kakashi Itto, Patterson Bathtub, The Oi Boys, and the Seven Demon Hearts: Otaku, Swan, Kurokowa, Gunbei, Kami, Jinnai, and Master Retsudo!

...plus a shitload of gnarly skaters, super pissed off zombies, and unforgivable pigs!